Posted 2 weeks ago

awmailk:

mr-trombas:

The poor thing

THIS MAKES ME SAD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Posted 2 weeks ago
the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

thoroughly-hawkward:

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

dettsu:

izzytheeverything:

flagdemoness:

forevahyoung-ness:

eheheheh-lokid:

doctordonna10:

what-theface:

“All the single heroes…”

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

UP IN NEW YORK
JUST THAWED OUT
DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

THEY TALKED ME UP
LOKI SUCKS
AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

All the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes
Now put your shield up!
Up in New YorkJust thawed outDoin’ an Avengers thing
They talked me upLoki sucksAnd Coulson is obsessed with me
He up on me, he up on meDon’t pay him any attentionI’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and HulkOut doing this avenging biz
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
I got Barton in the skyRomanov the spyAnd Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air
Stark flies byI’m on stand byThor brings the lightning and the thunder
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himWe’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter thenThor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
We won’t treat him to the things of this worldJustice has been servedFreedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve
Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes itSo we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyondOh, Laufeyson
Now you’re really doneIn the void, you’ll be aloneAnd like a ghost, you’ll be gone
All the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes
Now put your shield up!
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himWe’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter thenThor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we wantI’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement homeClint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still aliveBruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh


THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T.

^^^^^^ AN ENTIRE SONG

I HAVE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES YOU GUYS 

I sang that to myself…

the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

thoroughly-hawkward:

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

dettsu:

izzytheeverything:

flagdemoness:

forevahyoung-ness:

eheheheh-lokid:

doctordonna10:

what-theface:

“All the single heroes…”

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

UP IN NEW YORK

JUST THAWED OUT

DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

THEY TALKED ME UP

LOKI SUCKS

AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunder

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

image

THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T.

^^^^^^
AN ENTIRE SONG

I HAVE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES YOU GUYS 

I sang that to myself…

(Source: gorgeousanon)

Posted 2 weeks ago
wtftimmy:

chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me

gotta end fab

wtftimmy:

chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me

gotta end fab

(Source: hugedickgrayson)

Posted 2 weeks ago

steamchef:

roane72:

Okay, but the funny part here (aside from Lilian), is that Cap does this ALL THE TIME in the comics. Like, this exchange. Even in the little bit I read, I saw it two or three times:

Villain: You won’t do the thing, you’re Captain America.

Cap: Nope. *indicates less morally upright companion* They will.

Which kind of suggests that Cap is less about moral uprightness and more about plausible deniability. ;)

He’s still just a paladin in a mixed-alignment party. “I can’t kill that orc, because it’s unarmed, and I’m a paladin of justice. My ranger buddy, however, can totally do that. So go ahead, ranger buddy.”

(Source: mishasteaparty)

Posted 2 weeks ago

forgotn1:

I’d like to see Andrew Garfield as an extra in the background of a scene in Avengers 2. No talking. No focus on him. Just him in the background taking pictures.

Posted 2 weeks ago

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

Posted 3 weeks ago

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

Posted 3 weeks ago
There are things that create fractures in your life, leaving your heart and soul wounded. Maybe even ugly in your eyes. But, with time, great beauty can grow from those fractures, and in those moments you understand the reason for your suffering, and are able to appreciate the newfound beauty.

There are things that create fractures in your life, leaving your heart and soul wounded. Maybe even ugly in your eyes. But, with time, great beauty can grow from those fractures, and in those moments you understand the reason for your suffering, and are able to appreciate the newfound beauty.

(Source: turante)

Posted 1 month ago
I have said before that this is exactly what this emoticon looks like to me.

I have said before that this is exactly what this emoticon looks like to me.

Posted 1 month ago
violetsforophelia:

i swear i’ve been watching this for a while now

violetsforophelia:

i swear i’ve been watching this for a while now

(Source: universlingsforscienceandreason)